Quick thinking.

You'd have to give him an "A" for this one. After fleeing a traffic stop, a US man went home, changed his clothes, shaved off his moustache, and reported the truck he was driving as stolen. "Not bad, not bad at all." (Now if only I could remember what that's from. TV series? Movie?) Which would describe the police work that saw the man charged with drunken driving, escape and related charges.