Gift for Jesus

So, what would you give a modern-day Jesus ... well, in Florida they're given a statue of the (or would that be "a") baby Jesus a GPS. The statue is part of a nativity scene and the GPS will help in case the statute suffers the fate of the previous one which went missing three weeks ago even though it had been "bolted down". Statues of the earthly parents are also expected to be fitted with the devices. And, just to be on the safe side, a plexiglass screen is also planned to be set up around the trio.