What next?

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the kitchen, German meat firm Toennies has released its new "toaster schnitzel". Two years in the making, it saves consumers the trouble of frying up their own schnitzel - instead they can place the frozen treat into their pop-up toaster and voila in three minutes its ready. Toennies assures us that the pork and breadcrumb creation will not ooze grease and burn in the toaster but they are keeping Mum on how they've achieved this as a patent is pending.